Slam Funk



Slam Funk, formerly known as Jason Brown, is a professional basketball player from the Bronx who learned how to use a basketball not only for the sport, but as a weapon to defend himself against thugs. Slam Funk wasn't sure about himself as a basketball player, but he kept going thanks to his cousin's relentless support. His cousin was the best hacker in the Bronx and got him a lot of bootleg DVDs. He loves macaroni and cheese and hates it cold or when it goes bad. He doesn't like tomatoes though, which he picks out of his pasta. His famous slogan is "damn," extended to about two hours in length.