Slippery Tofu



Slippery Tofu, sometimes referred to as "the beast Himself," is a raging workaholic who delights only in triumph. It is not enough that he should succeed; others should fail. He received his nickname because of his extremely annoying combat style which he used to beat the living shit out of a couple of guys who accidentally bumped into his table at a restaurant, knocking over his delicious tofu which he was about to feast on right onto the cruddy floor. They were hospitalized later that night, but Slippery Tofu pulled the fire alarm in the hospital to distract the employees there and smothered them both with a pillow to finish the job.